Anna Nicole Would Have Needed to Be High

Crass? Just wait till you hear what I say before JUDGING ME! I don’t want to live by YOUR RULES MAN!

You know, I would have most likely avoided seeing any of the Anna Nicole Smith burial trials on tv had it not been for MSNBC and Tivo seeing to it that I’d be exposed unintentionally.

Last week, I think it was late Thusrday night when I intended to watch Hardball with Chris Matthews, I was instead presented with the TV coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith trial. It appeared to be live and I guess they preempted Hardball.

I kept watching as I thought for sure they’d return to the program but it kept on going.

There was Howard K Stern on a shaky camera while questions were thrown at him and some advice and odd comments flew through the air. Apparently that was the judge talking like he had shit in his mouth.

Shot for brains too, as the discussions and interrogations on Mr. Stern were as disorganized as I could ever imagine.

Various numbnuts lawyers got up and tried to entrap him on all manner of topics and I must say I was enthralled for about 20 minutes.

But it saddened me to think our court systems were actually like this. That judges such as the meally mouthed chicken legged critter up there telling his home spun logical meanderings had a position of authority. And that the lawyers who were so ill prepared jumpbled and fumbled their words to get in questions that did not even belong in a hearing about where Anna Nicole Smith would be buried. (read more…)