Enough is Enough
Enough is Enough, Lohan by Roxanne McDonald
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Li-Lo has gone LuLu. In’t it bout time somebody lent a helping hand? |
Or gave her a reality check pep talk along the lines of oh, I don’t know, get your ass back to work and be a true actor?
That is, Li-Lo, how about focusing on your career over your need to lord it over the peons, forcing them to fetch the next drink of drug of the hour for you?
I was all for NOT stooping to being overly critical about these kids—like Lindsay, Paris, and Britney. Until I read some nasty-ass remarks, coupled with the latest shenanigans of the supposed top twenty-something starlet.
Threatening an assistant with expulsion from the group/party if he/she doesn’t get Li-Lo the dope she jones for.
Threatening to get away with high-speed drunk and drugged driving because she can…, because she’s a celebrity.
Threatening to kill herself if no one, when she says, “Jump,� asks, “How high, your eminence?�
Spin the rehab revolving door.
Displace blame.
And be as nasty as possible to contemporaries: