Enough is Enough
Enough is Enough, Lohan by Roxanne McDonald
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Li-Lo has gone LuLu. In’t it bout time somebody lent a helping hand? |
Or gave her a reality check pep talk along the lines of oh, I don’t know, get your ass back to work and be a true actor?
That is, Li-Lo, how about focusing on your career over your need to lord it over the peons, forcing them to fetch the next drink of drug of the hour for you?
I was all for NOT stooping to being overly critical about these kids—like Lindsay, Paris, and Britney. Until I read some nasty-ass remarks, coupled with the latest shenanigans of the supposed top twenty-something starlet.
Threatening an assistant with expulsion from the group/party if he/she doesn’t get Li-Lo the dope she jones for.
Threatening to get away with high-speed drunk and drugged driving because she can…, because she’s a celebrity.
Threatening to kill herself if no one, when she says, “Jump,” asks, “How high, your eminence?”
Spin the rehab revolving door.
Displace blame.
And be as nasty as possible to contemporaries: