Anna Nicole Would Have Needed to Be High

Crass? Just wait till you hear what I say before JUDGING ME! I don’t want to live by YOUR RULES MAN!

You know, I would have most likely avoided seeing any of the Anna Nicole Smith burial trials on tv had it not been for MSNBC and Tivo seeing to it that I’d be exposed unintentionally.

Last week, I think it was late Thusrday night when I intended to watch Hardball with Chris Matthews, I was instead presented with the TV coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith trial. It appeared to be live and I guess they preempted Hardball.

I kept watching as I thought for sure they’d return to the program but it kept on going.

There was Howard K Stern on a shaky camera while questions were thrown at him and some advice and odd comments flew through the air. Apparently that was the judge talking like he had shit in his mouth.

Shot for brains too, as the discussions and interrogations on Mr. Stern were as disorganized as I could ever imagine.

Various numbnuts lawyers got up and tried to entrap him on all manner of topics and I must say I was enthralled for about 20 minutes.

But it saddened me to think our court systems were actually like this. That judges such as the meally mouthed chicken legged critter up there telling his home spun logical meanderings had a position of authority. And that the lawyers who were so ill prepared jumpbled and fumbled their words to get in questions that did not even belong in a hearing about where Anna Nicole Smith would be buried.

Gawlee, keep me outta that place. Lord keep me out of trouble in that there county as they are sooo backwards it aint even funny.

Now, to finish off this spiel on the 20 minutes or so of the chaos I watched I’ll just say this. I watched Howard K Stern, whom I have no reason to be on his side for, I saw a man being attacked and he handled it like a gentleman. While the attorneys tried to sling mud about things unrelated and create a feeling that Stern was being hostile when they had no rights even asking what they did. The judge occasionally stepped in and said no you can’t go there but in general he let all of those loser attorneys have their way and rape and pillage the poor guy who lost his friend Anna Nicole Smith.

Why they had to establish he used her checkbook or had her pay for meals or all the crap they slung his way I do not know! But check this out. Next day when I watch the news and see reports from dem reporter womens, what do they do but slaM Mr. Howard K Stern. They dump on him and make all kinds of judgement calls as to his shadiness and how he struggled and came off as a bad witness when in reality what happened was this poor man had to endure hours of idoiots hurling quetsions at him with the intent of harming his reputation. The fact that he kept his cool is a miracle. I think Mr. Stern should be applauded, not dumped on. And hey – this hearing was about BURIAL RIGHTS. Why did the media (women reporters) feel the need to take it further and make those idiot attorneys look good and drop slams on Stern???

That will remain a mystery to me.

If nothing else this joke of a legal process reminded me that you can’t take any chances and hope the leagl system will be fair and square. Sometimes they just wanna cucify someone and if you be unlucky enough to be in the worng place you could get grilled ike a chicken stick on a hot dog skillet with the white meat mixed up and messin’ up the darl meat and we knows the judge doesn’t want to mix up his meats…

Geeezz…

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